Thursday, May 29, 2008

Sexy Back - Colonel Timberlake


Colonel Sexy Back lyrics

[Verse 1]
I'm bringing sexy back
Them other poofta bastards don't know how to act
I’m worshipped when pissed and on my back
I’m 10 inches long on the slack.
Take em' to the bridge

[Bridge]
Burma babe
Put on some boots
Baby I'm your slave
I'll let you whip me if I misbehave
It's just that no poofta bastard makes me feel this way


[Chorus]
I’m not pissed
Go ahead, be gone with it
Twas only 3 bottles of Bundy
Go ahead, be gone with it
Burrrrrrrrp
Go ahead, be gone with it
Drinks on me
Go ahead, be gone with it
Korrrrrr look at that bitta skirt
Go ahead, be gone with it
Look at those breasticals
Go ahead, be gone with it
Shit the wife is coming
Go ahead, be gone with it
Lets get some Tallies
Go ahead, be gone with it
Shit – I’m gonna spew
Go ahead, be gone with it

Get your sexy on
Go ahead, be gone with it

[X6]
Get your sexy on


I'm bringing sexy back
Them other foamers all crave my crack
Come let me get in your daks
Yep, I’m 10 inches on the slack
Take em' to the bridge


I'm bringing sexy back
Them other boys want to squeeze my rack
If that's your foamer you better watch your back
Cause he'll want a bit of Colonel crack.





Monday, May 5, 2008

THE TOOL SHED




GLORIFYING A FLAMIN TOOL!


Some things in life piss me off even more than a late running Namoi Cotton train on a winters afternoon.

One of these things is THE PRIZE TOOL appearing on Big Brother the other night. No I don't mean that irritating pain in the arse Kyle (surprisingly - although he ain't far behind). I mean that buttpipe nugget Corey flaming Worthington.

Do we now, as a society, worship those who stick their finger up at society?
Its apparently OK to waste police resources, trash your parents house, strike fear into your whole street - BECAUSE NOW YOU WILL BE REWARDED WITH HUGE AMOUNTS OF DOLLARS FOR TELEVISION APPEARANCES.
Yet woh-behold any poor bastard railfan turning up at Dubbo station with a beer in one hand and a camera in the other. Heck no - Officer plod is straight on you dragging you to the station or sticking his trungeon up orifaces best lst trungeonless.

Well on you go people. Run riot, screw this country over, stick your thumb up at the law.
At the end of it, give the Big Brother producers a call. THEY WANT TO BLOODY REWARD YOU!

Onya Kyle, you have proved that my opinion of you could get lower.
What happened to the good old BB days of lesbianism and turkey slapping.