Wednesday, June 11, 2008

ALCOPOPS - Suck My Balls!

SOMEONE VOTED FOR RUDDY!
YOU BASTARDS!



Thanks Rudd, please allow me to shout you one and ram it up ya clacker!
Only then will it be worth this OBSCENE price!


Campbelltown Catholic
Club
Bundy and Cola

$8.50

Now lets watch the youth go out and buy Bundy straight and get even more plastered than before your most recent idiotic idea.

AND NO - I AIN'T A BLOODY LIBERAL SUPPORTER!

HUMANITY - The Retarded Species


Well aren't we screwed now!
Fuel prices grind forever upward, the world slowly decends into anarchy as people begin to panic, starve, loose work, all due to fuel prices.

Residents of little country towns now whinging about the cost of fuel making it impossible to do the weekly jaunt to main cities for their shopping. Shopping that will now cost lots more than it did this time last year, meaning there is less in the trolley when you get there.
Well you stupid bastards, see that overgrown length of railway track in the middle of your town. That used to be used by trains, you could once catch a train from there at quite a good price and head to that same capital city.
Well that was until your retarded government of the day decided that your taxes were not to be spent on things to serve the general public, and that these general public serving things should be dumped if they do not rake in heaps of dollars.

You demented fools!

You great tools!

What have you done?


Thousands of kilometres of disused railways once used as a public service, but all now rusting away. Even viable propositions like reopening Tumut thrown in the 'to hard' or 'to expensive' baskets.

Lets not look at countries desperately trying to restore lots of their long closed lines - lets just keep our collective heads up our collective bums and just wait for the day of damnation that is fast approaching us all.

You stinky nad shavings!

Fuel: The Mass Debate


Fuel: The Mass Debate

Or How to Knock About 50c a Litre Off the Price Of Fuel

First and foremost this debate should be centred on Diesel NOT Unleaded. Why? You may ask. Just look at the increase in supermarket prices for your answer. While it may cost you $5 or $10 extra to fill your tank everything that is transported (which is everything) rises as Diesel rises. My average basket at the supermarket per week has increased on average $30 and that’s for one person. Australia’s whole economy is tied to Diesel and therefore it should be afforded the same priority and status as water i.e. an essential commodity.

I own a small transport company and I have had to significantly raise my prices twice in the past year just to maintain profit margins. This cost you money too.

I am compelled to write this letter because I am sick of all the namby-pamby pussyfooting around everyone seems to be doing about the current fuel debate. I have spent considerable time researching this area because it affects my income. Contained herein is the WHOLE truth about the debate, the WHOLE big picture, if you will. NO-ONE till now has had the testicular fortitude to stick their necks out and present the WHOLE argument about just how much we are being RIPPED OFF. If you want the truth and the WHOLE truth read on.

DON’T – Listen to spin doctors from the oil companies. THEY HAVE A VESTED INTREST TO KEEP FUEL PRICES HIGH.

DON’T – Listen to the government – state or federal. THEY HAVE A VESTED INTREST TO KEEP FUEL PRICES HIGH.

DON’T – pay too much attention to news or current affairs programs. THEY HAVE THEIR OWN AGENDAS.

So here we go, how to make fuel cheaper!

FIRSTLY – DISBAND FUEL PARITY

Parity, for those that don’t know, is government sanctioned price fixing (simple as that). Parity allows fuel companies to sell their products for the highest current price they find in the Asia Pacific region. It completely disregards supply and demand economics and eliminates any need for competition amongst themselves.

Don’t believe me? Just look at the price of Diesel. If you remember growing up when Diesel was always 10-15c p/l cheaper than Petrol you might understand this more.

How can a product that costs far less to produce (partially a by-product of producing Unleaded as well) and a product that Australia uses more of than any other fuel be MORE EXPENSIVE than Unleaded? Simple, ring Singapore, where they don’t use a lot of Diesel and import all their fuel, find out how much it’s selling for there and charge the same here – sound fair? NOT!

Any other industry who tried this one would be hauled of to the High Court quick smart and prosecuted for price fixing! Oh but hang on, our government ALLOWS them to do this

NUMBER TWO – BARRELL PRICE

That price the news loves to show us each night is the PREMIUM GRADE crude oil price. Australian oil companies DO NOT buy PREMIUM GRADE crude oil! In fact Australia produces around 70% of its own oil and imports about 30%. The cost of production per litre produced here is cheaper than that of imported fuel, but in no way is this factored into the pump price, because they don’t need to (SEE PARITY ABOVE) we pay a pump price based on PREMIUM GRADE crude oil price the same as if we imported all of it, say somewhere like Singapore! Starting to get the picture?

NUMBER THREE – LEVIES

Everyone knows that both State and Federal Governments take a large slice of the cost of a litre of fuel. This equates in total to about 46% of the price per litre. This money is used for infrastructure, road trauma etc. etc. so fair enough right? WRONG!

What is wrong is that it is a PERCENATGE! Look at this. If a litre of fuel costs $1.00 then the Government gets 46c p/l, right? A week later fuel rises to $1.10 p/l; the Government gets 50.6c p/l, bingo! Something tells me that in one week, their costs, IN NO WAY have gone up 9%!

As I stated previously – THE GOVERNMENT HAS A VESTED INTREST TO KEEP FUEL PRICES HIGH. THEY MAKE LOTS MORE FREE MONEY! Why else do they allow fuel companies to maintain PARITY?

If they changed the tax (sorry, levy) to a flat rate tied to the GDP then the fuel price would drop drastically and immediately!

NUMBER FOUR – GST - THE DOUBLE DIPP

Now this one is outright 'THIEVERY' and also applies to cigarettes and alcohol.

GST = Goods and Services Tax, correct?

46% or 46c in every dollar in the price of a litre of fuel is TAX (sorry; again, LEVY).

What part of LEVY is a good or a service? YOU CANNOT TAX, TAX RIGHT? WRONG!

You do the math.

Say fuel costs $1.00 p/l – the GST component = 9c

But hang on a minute 46% or 46c of this is TAX!

i.e., 4.14c of the GST is ILLEGALLY CHARGED ON THE TAX COMPONENT! Not much you say?

FOR EVERY LITRE SOLD IN AUSTRALIA EVERY DAY!

That equates to millions of free dollars for the Government! I’ll say it one more time - THE GOVERNMENT HAS A VESTED INTREST TO KEEP FUEL PRICES HIGH. THEY MAKE LOTS MORE FREE MONEY!

The GST on fuel should be 5.4% not 10%. At $1.75 p/l this would drop the current price by around 8c p/l.

Feeling a little annoyed? You should be!

Even without disbanding parity and introducing real competition among fuel companies, you should be paying about 40c less per litre!

My name is Graeme Strempel, gusto1@arach.net.au and I run a small transport business, I happily welcome anyone, Government and fuel companies included to prove me wrong.

If you feel strongly about this issue then pass this missive on to everyone in your address book. Eventually someone might take notice.

Thursday, May 29, 2008

Sexy Back - Colonel Timberlake


Colonel Sexy Back lyrics

[Verse 1]
I'm bringing sexy back
Them other poofta bastards don't know how to act
I’m worshipped when pissed and on my back
I’m 10 inches long on the slack.
Take em' to the bridge

[Bridge]
Burma babe
Put on some boots
Baby I'm your slave
I'll let you whip me if I misbehave
It's just that no poofta bastard makes me feel this way


[Chorus]
I’m not pissed
Go ahead, be gone with it
Twas only 3 bottles of Bundy
Go ahead, be gone with it
Burrrrrrrrp
Go ahead, be gone with it
Drinks on me
Go ahead, be gone with it
Korrrrrr look at that bitta skirt
Go ahead, be gone with it
Look at those breasticals
Go ahead, be gone with it
Shit the wife is coming
Go ahead, be gone with it
Lets get some Tallies
Go ahead, be gone with it
Shit – I’m gonna spew
Go ahead, be gone with it

Get your sexy on
Go ahead, be gone with it

[X6]
Get your sexy on


I'm bringing sexy back
Them other foamers all crave my crack
Come let me get in your daks
Yep, I’m 10 inches on the slack
Take em' to the bridge


I'm bringing sexy back
Them other boys want to squeeze my rack
If that's your foamer you better watch your back
Cause he'll want a bit of Colonel crack.





Monday, May 5, 2008

THE TOOL SHED




GLORIFYING A FLAMIN TOOL!


Some things in life piss me off even more than a late running Namoi Cotton train on a winters afternoon.

One of these things is THE PRIZE TOOL appearing on Big Brother the other night. No I don't mean that irritating pain in the arse Kyle (surprisingly - although he ain't far behind). I mean that buttpipe nugget Corey flaming Worthington.

Do we now, as a society, worship those who stick their finger up at society?
Its apparently OK to waste police resources, trash your parents house, strike fear into your whole street - BECAUSE NOW YOU WILL BE REWARDED WITH HUGE AMOUNTS OF DOLLARS FOR TELEVISION APPEARANCES.
Yet woh-behold any poor bastard railfan turning up at Dubbo station with a beer in one hand and a camera in the other. Heck no - Officer plod is straight on you dragging you to the station or sticking his trungeon up orifaces best lst trungeonless.

Well on you go people. Run riot, screw this country over, stick your thumb up at the law.
At the end of it, give the Big Brother producers a call. THEY WANT TO BLOODY REWARD YOU!

Onya Kyle, you have proved that my opinion of you could get lower.
What happened to the good old BB days of lesbianism and turkey slapping.

Monday, April 28, 2008

Things got ya down?

Things Got Ya Down?

Well Then, Consider These . . .
..............................
In a hospital's Intensive Care Unit, patients always died
In the same bed, on Sunday morning, at about 11:00 a.m.,
Regardless of their medical condition.

This puzzled the doctors and some even thought it had
Something to do with the supernatural. No one could solve
The mystery as to why the deaths occurred around 11:00 a.m.
Sunday, so a worldwide team of experts was assembled to
Investigate the cause of the incidents.

The next Sunday morning, a few minutes before 11:00 am .,
All of the doctors and nurses nervously waited outside
The ward to see for themselves what the terrible phenomenon
Was all about. Some were holding wooden crosses, prayer books,
And other holy objects to ward off the evil spirits.

Just when the clock struck 11:00, Willie Johnson, the part-time
Sunday sweeper, entered the ward and unplugged the life
Support system so he could use the vacuum cleaner.

..............................

Still Having a Bad Day????

The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the
Exxon Valdez Oil spill in Alaska was $80,000.00.

At a special ceremony, two of the most expensively
Saved animals were being released back into the wild
Amid cheers and applause from onlookers.

A minute later, in full view, a killer whale ate them both.

..............................

Still think you are having a Bad Day????

A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen
Shaking frantically, almost in a dancing frenzy,
With some kind of wire running from his waist towards
The electric kettle.

Intending to jolt him away from
The deadly current, she whacked him with a handy
Plank of wood, breaking his arm in two places.

Up to that moment, he had been happily listening
To his Walkman.

..............................
Are Ya OK Now? -

No? OK...

Two animal rights defenders were protesting
The cruelty of sending pigs to a slaughterhouse
In Bonn , Germany .

Suddenly, all two thousand pigs
Broke loose and escaped through a broken fence,
Stampeding madly.

The two helpless protesters were trampled to death.
..............................

What?!? STILL having a Bad Day????

Iraqi terrorist Khay Rahnajet didn't pay enough postage on a
Letter bomb.

It came back with 'Return to Sender' stamped on it.

Forgetting it was the bomb, he opened it and was blown to bits.

.....God is Good!

..............................

There now, Feeling Better????

Sunday, April 27, 2008

Hello Fellow Destroyers Of Our Planet.

You disgust me to the core of my bum tube.

Monday, March 31, 2008

Hot Lighting From FMI!

A MOMENTS EXCITMENT AT THE 2008 ROYAL EASTER SHOW!



Sunday, March 30, 2008

RAILPAGE! The Good - The Bad - The DFCs


G'day fellow train fans.

Seems one of my contributers has made a name for my blogsite on this interesting,. if not rather petty, little rail forum.

While some chunder blowers have had a gripe about the unusual nature of the site, obviously many more can relate to the stupidity of the world we live in. Well if the rapid surge in viewers is anything to go by.
Thanks to fellow railfans, well to the normal ones that see the truth behind the bollocks, for making this website what it is today.
To the rest of you "GO EAT GALAH DROPPINGS"

Tiddles Learns About The Human Race.


IT MADE HER CHUNDER!

Motion Telecom Phone Help Centre

Tuesday, March 18, 2008

Cramped moooongrels to drive these buggars.

Bloody 48ers, you could always rely on them, but there was never enough room to swing a cat.
Don't freakin tell me I don't know what I am talking about, I lost two pet moggies while demonstrating to the union.
Do you think they would listen?
No!
The mongrels just called the police on me and I was charged with two counts of animal cruelty.

Last time I ever tried to help the railways thats for sure.

Can you see two things in this shot that would offend the average railfan?


YEP

BOOBSICALS & PUSSY

Sunday, March 16, 2008

Why have I not used my train photos?


One unappreciative dribbly foamer buggar has had a gripe about my not including enough flamin train photos on the blog.
Sorry to cause you so much trouble!

However so as not to make you feel your life has been a total wasted I shall endeavour to put up a selection of dribbly happy snappies I have taken over the years.|

GO GRAB THE KLEENEX

A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. weight loss program.

The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck.

She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company. The sign reads, 'If you can catch me, you can have me.'

Without a second thought, he takes off after her. A few miles later puffing and puffing, he finally gives up. The same girl shows up for the next four days and the same thing happens. On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has lost 10 lbs. as promised.

He calls the company and orders their 5-day/20 pound program. The next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most stunning, beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life. She is wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that reads, 'If you catch me you can have me'.

Well, he's out the door after her like a shot. This girl is in excellent
shape and he does his best, but no such luck. So for the next four days, the same routine happens with him gradually getting in better and better shape.

Much to his delight on the fifth day when he weighs himself, he discovers that he has lost another 20 lbs. as promised. He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the 7-day/50 pound program.

'Are you sure?' asks the representative on the phone. 'This is our most rigorous program.' 'Absolutely,' he replies, 'I haven't felt this good in years.'

The next day there's a knock at the door; and when he opens it he finds a huge muscular guy standing there wearing nothing but pink running shoes and a sign around his neck that reads, 'If I catch you, your but is mine.'

He lost 63 pounds that week!!

Friday, March 14, 2008

Harold J Dempster Esq


INTRODUCING!
President of the 'Combined Society Of Dribbly Foamers'

Tasmanian Branch!


THE 10 'RAILFAN' COMMANDMENTS!


1)
Thou shall not give credit for good done by a fellow railfan!

2)
Thou shall always ridicule anything done by a fellow railfan whenever possible!

3)
Thou shall not miss the opportunity to correct a mistake!

4)
Thou shall ensure personal hygene does not interfere with the fortnight long railway trip.

5)
Thou shall not limit ones sex life to the opposite sex, or even the same species.

6)
Thou shall never forget that you must have the most photos.

7)
Thou shall never waste time trying to integrate into normal society.

8)
Thou shall not look a woman in the eyes, or hold a civil conversation with them.

9)
Thou shall never brush teeth with liquids other than Coca Cola.

10)
Thou shall always waste endless hours on the Railpage making stupid posts, under stupid names and then whinging about getting a warning level.

11)
Thou shall avoid any sort of education which may help you realise there can't be a #11 in the 10 commandments.

Thursday, March 13, 2008

Lifes hard in a western society!

Tiddles has a pretty tough stomach. She eats that awful whiskas stuff and even loves to chew on the odd rodent bowel or two.
She is a hardy cat who lives off any rubbish we throw out.




HOWEVER TODAY SHE SPEWED!




Tuesday, March 11, 2008

Soiled Daks Moments #5


Maybe even more popular if your were interested in transport seriously.


http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2008/03/11/2186308.htm


Epping Rd demand caught us off guard: Govt

Posted Tue Mar 11, 2008 1:23pm AEDT

The New South Wales Government has admitted it was caught off guard by increased demand for public transport on Sydney's Epping Road.

Transport Minister John Watkins has announced additional bus services after just one day of peak hour traffic flowing through the new Lane Cove bus interchange.

The increased services started this morning, with enough buses to carry an additional 850 passengers.

Transport Minister John Watkins says the need for extra bus services is good news.

"It means people are trying public transport that haven't done it before," he said.

"That's good for congestion, it's good for our enviornment and it's certainly cheaper for those people who are perhaps using public transport for the first time."

Mr Watkins says demand for public transport was much higher than the Government had anticipated.

"This is probably the biggest week of the year when it comes to public transport because everyone is back at school, everyone is back at work and universities are fully prepared," he said

"We did put extra services on yesterday morning to cope with that surge, but I suppose a pleasing factor was that more people seemed to try public transport for the first time."

NSW Government - The latest transport tug!

Suppose this subway will be as successful in occuring as all the other fancyful plans (Malabar railway etc) this stupid government has.
What cobblers!




http://www.smh.com.au/news/national/subway-would-make-bridge-plan-obsolete/2008/03/11/1205125911499.html

Linton Besser Transport Reporter

March 12, 2008

CONTROVERSIAL plans to duplicate the Iron Cove Bridge have been rendered obsolete by secret State Government proposals for a metro-style subway under Victoria Road, a local group says.

Plans released by the Roads and Traffic Authority provide little quantifiable justification for the $150 million upgrade of Victoria Road, said Alex Elliot, from the Victoria Road Community Committee. "The Government and the RTA refuse to release any traffic modelling or analysis," he said.

Late last year the RTA lodged a preliminary environmental assessment for the project with the Department of Planning. As well as a new bridge, it plans new bus lanes and bus bays along the congested artery.

In its submission, the group suggests the $150 million budget for the project be transferred instead to the Ministry of Transport, because "Sydney Buses will be accountable for reliability and efficiency of bus services not the RTA".

They claim the entire proposal no longer makes sense, with revelations the Government is considering a high-frequency underground train which "will replace buses on the Victoria Road corridor".

"The current RTA proposal has no knowledge of this new direction and therefore will become a 'stranded' investment, bypassed by a different strategy," it says.

The group has even suggested a number of alternative scenarios, including a "clip-on lane" for pedestrians and cyclists, and sacrifice the existing walkway for a dedicated bus lane.

The document it has presented to Planning criticises the RTA application for having "little analytical support" and lacking a study of future traffic demand.

"The traffic modelling claimed to have been done covers only existing demand and not future," it says. "Traffic modelling needs to support 25- to 30-year forecasts in residential and employment activity … [and] needs to be available to the community.

"[We] believe the proposal so lacks supporting objectives that the RTA should … go back and start the whole process again."

Alec Brown, a spokesman for the RTA, said yesterday that modelling had been done, but that it "will be further refined through the environmental assessment process and, when finalised, will be made publicly available during the display of these documents".

Earlier this year the RTA was forced to release a 2006 report under freedom-of-information laws that revealed motorists could expect only a 50-second improvement in their journey to the city.

The report was based on an earlier version of the project, estimated to cost $44.8 million. It has since been expanded with new traffic arrangements in those suburbs, bus bays and an outbound bus lane, and the project budget tripled.

Thursday, March 6, 2008

Stuff trains - Boinking is better


Railfan Magazine Pricing!





















I am sorry, but it must be said, ARE WE BEING RIPPED OFF FOR OVERSEAS RAILWAY MAGAZINES IN THIS COUNTRY?

With many railfans too busy chasing bottoms it seems that little time has been spent questioning the pricing of railway publications imported from places like Yankieland and Pommieland.
Some years ago one was forking out the hefty sum of around $8 for such publications as Diesel Era, Narrow Gauge & Shortline Gazette, Kinky French Maids Monthly, RAIL and the numerous other quality overseas publications.
Then suddenly darkness loomed, the Aussie dollar dropped to levels more disgusting than that cheesy stuff you find encrusting the sides of a railfans mouth.
Of course magazine outlets wasted no time in skyrocketing prices to cover this. Suddenly these magazines became around $13 and excessively hard on the budget of the average gunzel who still have to fork out for his/her daily hot chips and Coke. I mean, the dole office isn't exactly generous with forking out choo choo dollars.

Now in the early stages of 2008 we find the Aussie Dollar has got off its lazy bumtube and is now higher than the days prior to the big fall that saw these magazines skyrocket in price.
Yet strangely enough, the swiftness of the price rise experienced, has not been repeated with a rapid decrease again given the great state of our dollar.
Why?
This would surely mean that a HUGE profit is now being made out of foamers with an interest in overseas trains. I mean it obviously stands to reason that if prices must go up to cover losses through a weak Aussie Dollar, then they CAN come down when it is strong again.

Are the Aussie railfans being screwed????

Please give me your views.

Monday, March 3, 2008

Pensioners Vs Refugees

It is interesting that the federal government provides a single
refugee with a monthly allowance of $1,890.00 and each can also get
an additional $580.00 in social assistance for a total of $2,470.00.
This compares very well to a single pensioner who after contributing
to the growth and development of Australia for 40 to 50 years only
receives a monthly maximum of $1,012.00 in old age pension and
Guaranteed Income Supplement.
Maybe our pensioners should apply as refugees!
Let's send this to all Australians so we can all be ticked off and
maybe we can get the refugees cut back to $1,012.00 and the
pensioners up to $2,470 00 and enjoy some of the money we were forced
to submit to the Government over the last 40 or 50 years.
Please forward to every Australian to expose what our elected
politicians are doing - to the over-taxed Australian

Thursday, February 28, 2008

Mardi Gras weekend!


Hmmm yes it is the Mardi Gras weekend where we celebrate, well, guys who like guys and girls who like girls. Not that the later is a problem, I mean those champion lesbians produce some great videos.
However it is the vomit stained wrecks of humanity that later fill the streets of Darlinghurst and Kings Cross becoming a traffic hazard that is the problem.
In Jakarta bulldozers would be used to clear a path for road vehicles, dumping the fetid carcases in the nearby gutter until a certain level of sobriety brings them back to a state where they are able to stumble their way home holding onto poles. Sadly here in good ol Oz bulldozers aren't acceptable so tomorrow I, along with 500 other taxi drivers, will have to run the risk of being charged with negligent driving after driving over, WHAT I THOUGHT WAS, a speedhump.
Anyway in recognition of this important event here is a couple of shots to get you warmed up for the weekends activities.

Footy players

 Three footy fans were walking back from the MCG when one noticed a
foot sticking out of the bushes by the side of Jolimont Road.
They stopped and discovered a nude female unconscious and near death
so one of them phoned the police and also requested an ambulance.
Out of respect and propriety, the Melbourne fan took off his cap and
placed it over one of the female's breasts. The Kangaroos fan took
off
his cap and
placed it over her other breast. Following their lead, but with
great
reluctance, the Collingwood fan took off his cap and placed it over
her girly part.
The police arrived first and an officer began to conduct his
investigation.
First he lifted up the Demons cap, replaced it and made an entry in
his
notebook.
Next, he lifted the Kangaroos cap and replaced it; making more notes
in
his book.
Then the officer lifted the Collingwood cap, replaced it, lifted it
again,
replaced it, lifted it a third time and replaced it one last time -
shaking his head in disbelief.

The Collingwood fan was extremely annoyed and challenged him, "What
are you, a pervert or something mate? Why do you keep lifting and
looking, lifting and looking?"

"Well," said the officer, "I'm a little surprised and confused.
"Normally, when you look under a Collingwood cap ... you'll find an
asshole."

Wednesday, February 20, 2008

City Of Botany Bay Council!



Council officers go about their daily duties of booking people for parking misdemeanors at over $200 a pop while their street staff continually park in 'No Stopping' and many other illegal spots.
What a joke this is. Write to Mayor Hoenig, he would love to hear from you, then send you out a standard letter about he can't control the booking procedure and that his staff are told not to break the law when it comes to parking.

Botany Bay City Council The Office of the Mayor

Administration Centre

Shop 176A


141 Coward St Eastgardens Shopping Centre

Mascot NSW 2020 Eastgardens NSW 2035

Australia Australia





Phone: (02) 9366 3666 Phone: (02) 9366 3600

Fax: (02) 9366 3777 Fax: (02) 9366 3800

Email: council@botanybay.nsw.gov.au Email: mayor@botanybay.nsw.gov.au


BOTANY BAY HYPOCRITES!

URBAN SHEEP!

Forward To Railcorp Bosses!

Ahmed and Hamid are both beggars at several traffic
lights in Sydney.

Ahmed drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage-free
house, and has a lot of money to spend.

Hamid only brings in 2 to 3 dollars a day.

Hamid asks Ahmed how he manages to bring home a
suitcase full of $10 notes every day.

Ahmed says; " Look at your sign, it says, I have no
work, a wife and six kids to support."

"Aussies who see that do not feel as if they
accomplish anything by giving you money. You will
still have no job and a large family whether they give
you money or not!"

"Now look at my sign!"

So Hamid looks and Ahmed's sign reads, "I only need
another $10 to move back to Lebanon!

Tuesday, February 12, 2008

Warning: Bunnings Hardware

I'm not usually one for posting warnings about potential scams but I had a close call yesterday.

I walked into Bunning's hardware at lunchtime, wandered down the timber aisle and some old fart dressed in a red shirt with a green apron on asked me if I wanted 'decking'.
Fortunately, I got the first half dozen punches in and sorted the bastard out.
Those less suspecting might not be so lucky. Spread this warning on to all your friends.

National SORRY Day!

Today is 'National 'SORRY' Day here in Australia, a day when Prime Minister Kevin Rudd will apologize to the aboriginal people for the 'stolen generation'.

According to the 'Sydney Morning Herald', one of those 'always to be believed' spreaders of news!
"Both Mr Rudd and Indigenous Affairs Minister Jenny Macklin received a standing ovation as they entered the Great Hall before the Prime Minister delivered the speech. The reading of the 361-word apology was completed by 9.03am and was watched by hundreds of parliamentarians, former prime ministers and representatives of the indigenous community."

It is being treated as one of the biggest events in Australian history, and so it should be. But am I the only one wondering what is next?
No I am not!
On the radio this morning they were interviewing a number of indigenous people who had gone to Canberra for the event and one said,
"So they have apologized, whats next".

That pretty much sums it up. A few words and now all is forgiven and forgotten? All Aussies, no matter what their colour, will now live in peace forever more, no more bashings, no more hatred, no more mistrust of each other.
Many Australian's are screaming about the whole thing saying that this will now open the floodgates for endless compensation claims. What price would you pay on being ripped away from your parents? What amount would you feel would be enough to compensate you for that single event that affected the rest of your life.
They have a right to be pissed off, you would be. However I don't even think financial compensation is going to help. Ohhh and won't it be funny if they show themselves to be bigger than us by not even adopting the endless compensation roundabout that has been made so popular by our little society.

Don't get me wrong, I think something needed to be done. I have been victim to being bashed, robbed and spat on by the worst examples of these people, yet, white (and any other colour) Australians do the same things.
Will this apology mean Australians will change forever, that we can all finally be friends, well its a nice dream but I wont be running to the TAB to put bets on it.

Anyway, it will be interesting to see WHATS NEXT!

MOTORFEST 2008 - A Tale of buses, woman and dribblies! PART 4

A selection of extra photos from Motorfest. A huge thanks to those people kind enough to supply shots for use.


Old and new meet near Centr
al station.

Throsby inducing motoring!


Dawn looks overwhelmed with joy to be here!

For those who appreciate western hornbags for s
ome reason!