Footy players

 Three footy fans were walking back from the MCG when one noticed a
foot sticking out of the bushes by the side of Jolimont Road.
They stopped and discovered a nude female unconscious and near death
so one of them phoned the police and also requested an ambulance.
Out of respect and propriety, the Melbourne fan took off his cap and
placed it over one of the female's breasts. The Kangaroos fan took
off
his cap and
placed it over her other breast. Following their lead, but with
great
reluctance, the Collingwood fan took off his cap and placed it over
her girly part.
The police arrived first and an officer began to conduct his
investigation.
First he lifted up the Demons cap, replaced it and made an entry in
his
notebook.
Next, he lifted the Kangaroos cap and replaced it; making more notes
in
his book.
Then the officer lifted the Collingwood cap, replaced it, lifted it
again,
replaced it, lifted it a third time and replaced it one last time -
shaking his head in disbelief.

The Collingwood fan was extremely annoyed and challenged him, "What
are you, a pervert or something mate? Why do you keep lifting and
looking, lifting and looking?"

"Well," said the officer, "I'm a little surprised and confused.
"Normally, when you look under a Collingwood cap ... you'll find an
asshole."