1)
Thou shall not give credit for good done by a fellow railfan!
2)
Thou shall always ridicule anything done by a fellow railfan whenever possible!
3)
Thou shall not miss the opportunity to correct a mistake!
4)
Thou shall ensure personal hygene does not interfere with the fortnight long railway trip.
5)
Thou shall not limit ones sex life to the opposite sex, or even the same species.
6)
Thou shall never forget that you must have the most photos.
7)
Thou shall never waste time trying to integrate into normal society.
8)
Thou shall not look a woman in the eyes, or hold a civil conversation with them.
9)
Thou shall never brush teeth with liquids other than Coca Cola.
10)
Thou shall always waste endless hours on the Railpage making stupid posts, under stupid names and then whinging about getting a warning level.
11)
Thou shall avoid any sort of education which may help you realise there can't be a #11 in the 10 commandments.
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