URGENT MESSAGE TO THE AUSTRALIAN PUBLIC

The Federal Government is sending many of us a $1000 to $1,400 bonus.

If we spend that money at K-Mart, the money will go to China.

If we spend it on petrol it will go to the Arabs.

If we purchase a computer it will go to Taiwan.

If we purchase fruit and vegetables it will go to Mexico, Honduras, and Guatemala.

If we purchase a good car it will go to Japan or Germany.

If we purchase useless crap it will go to Korea and none of it will help the Australian economy.

The only way to keep that money here at home is to spend it on prostitutes, wine and beer, since these are the only products still produced in Australia.

Thank you for your help.


Kevin Rudd & Wayne Swan .
( Prime Minister & Australian Treasurer)

FILTHY FIRE MONGRELS

LOOK AT HEALSVILLE LINE DAMAGE HERE!

I think it is time to investigating testie removal as punishment for this type of crime.

TO THE MURDERING BASTARDS WHO STARTED

MANY OF THE RECENT FIRES

I HOPE YOUR PENIS FALLS OFF!

FOR THE REST OF AUSTRALIA

DONATE!

Lets help those lucky enough to have survived this

disaster alive!

Donate the money set aside for your next Austrains C class, Railway Digest or gay wank mag.