"Why haven't you been posting for so long"

Thanks for your correspondence Shane, along with the photos of that burning AN in South Australia and that shot of you at Bordertown that looked like you had some sort of furry animal up you back tubing.

Yes I have heard it a million times before.

My first thought is to tell you to mind your own bloody business, find a railway bridge, and punish Mr Helmut.

Truth is I really haven't been ratarsed to sit down and type something for the blog. That is until today when I saw 27000+ page hits.

shit dudes, dont you railfans have a life like me?

when i am not lineside i lead a very full life of japanese panty sniffing, collecting european porn and dreaming of my younger days when i could always pull a shag at the Fortitude Valley Hotel. Sometimes even with something on two legs.

now you are all cruising the internet looking for the latest arousing shot of an AN burning up.

actually that was quite enjoyable to see, never really liked those things, look a bit like a dog thats had its arse smashed on a 45 degree angle with a meat cleaver.

Sorry didn't mean to say arse, i know how that word manages to arouse excessive carnal typed desires in those of us who like to paw over Bulldog shots, the locomotives, not that football team that is always in the news, or the animal type that, if ahhmmmm carnalised, would attract much unwanted attention from the RSPCA and other human hating people.

So it is not true I have been arrested for indecent exposure on an Exploder, the wind blew the toilet door open just as that woman walked by.

I was aquited and have just been to busy.

Well actually I have been trapped for some time, but not by law authorities, but by a woman.

Ohhh sorry, shit, hope I didn't offend any dribblers with the W word.

However the new girlfriend makes it very hard to get out and post sometimes, so please bare with me.

Anyway thats all from me, she is calling me again. I may not be able to walk again for another week.

PP

PS: Shane was that a furry creature up the clacker?

NSW POLICE FORCE

If your a resident in New South Wales and have always been comfortable that the police will help you in a time of crime

THEN IT MAY BE TIME TO THINK AGAIN

12 days after a major assault on two female friends, one 17 and the other pregnant, we are still awaiting some sort of action from the police who just pass us around between two Smogney police stations.

The full pathetic story of this ridiculous excuse of a police service will be available here shortly.

REMEMBER: Stay inside until they privitize the police force and bring on some competition.

Until then - NSW CITIZENS ARE ON THEIR OWN IT SEEMS.

ITS TIME TO BRING IN A CHANGE OF LAW MORE IN LINE WITH THAT IN ASIA.

THEN WE CAN GO AND KICK THE SHIT OUT OF THE OFFENDER AND LEAVE THE COPS WITH MORE TIME TO CHEW ON FREAKIN HOTDOGS AND FRIGGIN DONUTS.

URGENT MESSAGE TO THE AUSTRALIAN PUBLIC

The Federal Government is sending many of us a $1000 to $1,400 bonus.

If we spend that money at K-Mart, the money will go to China.

If we spend it on petrol it will go to the Arabs.

If we purchase a computer it will go to Taiwan.

If we purchase fruit and vegetables it will go to Mexico, Honduras, and Guatemala.

If we purchase a good car it will go to Japan or Germany.

If we purchase useless crap it will go to Korea and none of it will help the Australian economy.

The only way to keep that money here at home is to spend it on prostitutes, wine and beer, since these are the only products still produced in Australia.

Thank you for your help.


Kevin Rudd & Wayne Swan .
( Prime Minister & Australian Treasurer)

FILTHY FIRE MONGRELS

LOOK AT HEALSVILLE LINE DAMAGE HERE!

I think it is time to investigating testie removal as punishment for this type of crime.

TO THE MURDERING BASTARDS WHO STARTED

MANY OF THE RECENT FIRES

I HOPE YOUR PENIS FALLS OFF!

FOR THE REST OF AUSTRALIA

DONATE!

Lets help those lucky enough to have survived this

disaster alive!

Donate the money set aside for your next Austrains C class, Railway Digest or gay wank mag.

Saving The Airline Industry - Bailout strategy

HOW TO SAVE THE AIRLINES?

Seems so simple.


Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the first place.
Replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking strippers! What
the hell, they don't even serve food anymore, so what's the loss?
The strippers would at least triple the alcohol sales and get a 'party
atmosphere' going in the cabin. And, of course, every businessman in this
country would start flying again, hoping to see naked women.
Because of the tips, female flight attendants wouldn't need a salary, thus
saving even more money. I suspect tips would be so good that we could charge
the women for working the plane and have them kick back 20% of the tips,
including lap dances and 'special services.'
Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked
women. Hijackings would come to a screeching halt, and the airline industry
would see record revenues.
This is definitely a win-win situation if we handle it right -- a golden
opportunity to turn a liability into an asset.
Why didn't Bush think of this? Why do I still have to do everything myself?
Sincerely,
Bill Clinton