Lightning McQueen

Is this car a relative of Lightning's?
Good car, has eyes in the back of its head.

Soiled Daks Moments #3

EVERY GUNZEL WANTS TO RULE THE WORLD - TEARS FOR FEARS

First appearing on Platform Whinos, posted here with permission from BLI BLI!

Welcome to your DFC life
Theres no turning back
Even while we sleep
Gunzels will find you
Pretending to be our lord and saviour
Turn your back on normal behaviour
Every gunzel wants to rule the world

Its my own hobby
Its my own remorse
Help me to be king
Help me make the most
Of ALCo and of EMD
If I miss a shot I'll be peeved
Every gunzel wants to rule the world

Theres a room where the bum bangers will find you
Holding hands while the bowels come tumbling down
When they do they'll be right behind you

So glad weve almost made it
So sad they had to fade it
Ever gunzel wants to rule the world

I cant stand their ego
Mas******ing with a picture of an ALCo
Every gunzel wants to rule the world
Say that you'll never never never never need it
It always hurts when its where you s***!
Every gunzel wants to rule the world

All for bu**ex and for pleasure
GEs never last forever
Every gunzel wants to rule the world

Soiled Daks Moments. Pt2

Dick Smith shame!

Unless you want a special!

Now normally I have nothing but praise for the Dick Smith Electronic stores, they are more often than not the cheapest and usually quite helpful.

Thus it is a shame they today find themselves in the halls of 'Fedupfoamer' fame.

However it is mismanagement or just plain stupidity that allows them to run out of a special a couple of days into a two week special. A Grundig DVD player was advertised as on special from the 26th December to the 7th of January, yet despite trying three stores, we were unable to find one.

Way over at that bleedin Eastgardens store, I don't go that far for my holiday, they admited to not having had enough and that they won't be getting any more.

What a sad stain on an otherwise good record with them.

SHAME SHAME SHAME

New Years Resolutions!

OK, hands up who has made one?

Now hands up who think they will keep to it?

Not many of you still with your hands up hey.

Each year I used to make a new years resolution that I would get photos of a list of locomotives and would go photographing in certain location for the first time!

POPPYCOCK!

This year I am faced with an existence that, to be quite frank, is seemingly useless. Yep I admit it, life has sucked the last year. Operations, lack of work, endless building up of bills and the late fees to go with them, a harsh reality that many people don't gives a rats left bollock as to whether or not you can even live.

Its been a time of reality, not only in regards to the fact life is not endless, but also a reality that not everyone who you may think cares for you, actually does.

Come January 1st my resolution is to say exactly what I am thinking. Not bottle it up and let it come out in bursts, I will just out with it. To hell with the consequences.

Yep I know a few people who will become decidedly pissed off about it, some will likely not talk to me again, however I know the worthwhile ones will still be left standing at the end of the next 12 months and those are the ones I will confidently be able to say "actually care".

It could well be a life/work/hobby changing experience for me, I hope it is and I hope others will also take the time to start saying what they think.

Stop covering up because you don't wish to hurt someone. Stuff them, if they gave two hoots about you, then you would have no reason to have been so forward in the first place.

I admire those people who are able to be forward with their thoughts. Those who don't bollock around and not say what is bothering them. It may not always be good to hear, but at least you know the truth, no fake friendship, no spiteful games, just the total truth.

I dearly hope I can be one of them and have stronger friendships out of the resultant trainwrecks some friendships are about to become.

I want my experience!

The advertisments said "Come into Officeworks for a completely different Christmas experience"!
I decided to partake in such a wonderful offer, I mean, I have had plenty of amazing Christmases (Christmasii?).
Showing up to buy a packet of pens I was immediately taken by the amazing, well, range of pens. There were some decorations around the place, but still no different a christmas experience than I could get down the Campsie 'Everythings $2' junk store.
It must be at the checkout where a reasonably attractive blonde chick with a Santa hat was serving.
Perhaps the completely different experience was that I would get the pens for free, perhaps commercial greed had been put aside for a week and the good of the community would come first.
When she rung up the $2.15 I realised it must be that she rips off her top.
So as I handed over the coins, I was shaking with anticipation as the exciting view about to be brought forth.
On handing me the reciept, she gave me a small incincere smile (you know, the ones you get at any grocery store), turned away and said 'Thank you'.

Confused, I walked out of the store.

Can someone help tell me where my 'completely different' experience is? I seem to have lost it.

Ignoring: Does it help?

Ignoring a problem in a friendship?

Does it mean the problem will go away?

I don't believe so but am open to thoughts of the contrary!

Scum, Pure Scum!

What a low and disgusting country we have become.

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